if you are an 04ip student
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in the spirit of emoness
here's mr sim's letter to all of you guys
http://web.mac.com/dinesen1608/Diary/One_Way_Donkey_Ride/Entries/2007/11/25_To_my_children_-_IP2004.html

So here we are now guys.
After coming so far together, it's now time to part.
For a while, for ever, I do not know, and i do not want to risk it, so i'm saying it now, i love all of you.
/add: this has become even more so important to me now, after what happened to mr stephen loh.
life is too unpredictable and ephemeral to take your loved ones for granted.
To the guys( if you've ever heard me swear, seen me kick pok in the balls, and got owned by me in dota, AT THE SAME TIME = you count as a guy) :
i really love all of you. You guys have lit up my life in what would have otherwise been a gloomy place. Each day i look forward to going to school to meet you guys, whether its just to sit at the orange tables, talk in classrooms or wreck havoc.
and i am really speechless now. all of you are such an integral part of my life, i cannot imagine what life will be like missing anyone of you.
colours on my canvas, thats what you guys are:)
To thang, nonexistent co-author of this blog:
you and pok are particularly special to me and i believe you know why. my best friend since november 22/23 of 2003. though we've drifted over the years SINCE YOU JOINED CANOEING, you still remain close to my heart. Remember setting up this blog with me sometime in early 2004? we were part of the TTT then, with the mission of killing all chickens in the world:) we even had our own anthem and pledge! and even though it all seems too childish now, they were good times.. good times:) we had plans too to write to the newspapers complaining about njc remember? sadly we had no balls. Thang, you are very important to me, and it really saddens me that you'll be going back to vietnam on the 7th. i dont know whether my goodbye to you then will be my last, and i certainly hope that it isnt.
Whatever it is, whether our paths will intersect again sometime, i wish you all the best. You WILL go far in life, and i hope that every once in a while you'll take the time out to think of tim low, because i'll be thinking of you too, often. thank you
and i love you.
To pok, ex-classmate, softball buddy, tuition buddy, whining buddy, WoW buddy, and so much more:
what can i say. you are one of the few who know me too well, if not the best, and i hope i'm not wrong to be able to claim the same of you.
you have been my buddy through thick and thin, joy and sorrow, girl after girl. and i thank you deeply for that. without a doubt, i would not have survived these 4 years without you. from our chats on the phone at night, to wtfbbqpwn-ing temporus, to getting owned on the diamond, you were always there. i have SO many memories with you, i dont know where to begin!
how about back in ip1 when you were smitten by a certain 05 girl, how me and thang would valiantly help you get closer to her by spreading flyers:) buying you tinned condensed milk named after her. and how you tried to sneak a cd into her bag and got caught by me heh, learning how to dodge markers from mr chin at the same time.
and that IH project in which we did that stupid rubber rubber rubber shit at your house, and all my stay overs...
and how we progressed from that to become lan addicts, wow addicts.
though we sometimes have our fights, we always manage to get over them. despite that, sadly, i feel that, too, i have drifted away from you. still close, but i miss what we had before, when i knew what you were going to say before you said it.
well, we grow up.
and nowwwwwwwwwww we move on to the next phase of our lives. your bmt begins in april and mine in jan. hahah.. will i see you again? probably. will we remain as close as we are now, as we were before? probably not...
so i want to thank you now, and give you a big fat MUACKZZ. for the many things you have done for me, of which there are too many to mention.
and pokkkkkk, please grow out of wow soon!
i love you, bitch.
to james the black:
niggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! hahah! you know, it just occured to me, we were never ever classmates. amazing seeing that we ARE pretty close.
stop acting beng la, softie, i already know what you're like inside;)
i look forward to the day i attend your wedding, maybe like 3 years from now. make sure its a chio girl!
maybe miss hwachong.
anyways, you too have been a close friend to me. and i tell you, you made softball trainings the funnest for me. and my ball picking buddy! for all the damn balls that roll over to the netball D, tsk. :)
you've already left for the states (not for long luckily), and its pretty sad you dont get to send thang off... maybe some time in the future eh...
as we move on, and get into whatever unis our results permit, we're going to have to split, yo.
i will always remember you as the king of dota, the lion with dagonS, and the master of Magic, Lee pooned you.
and its time to grow up! take care of pok in bmt, and later on when you guys go to the CSB too.
so i'll see you around, if you ever need a lan buddy, just give me a buzz:)
take care, nigger-bitch-mofo-homie-bitch-nigger-bitch..
i love you!
to woonjeck, because you asked for it.:
ahaha what is there to say? i've never been really close to you these 4 yours except once in a while. i even thought you were an ass in ip1.
you have given me memories i will never forget. getting hit by a dustbin in the first week of school one of them:) you got much nicer though. i remember doing OM with you, and you were the doll, as well as superman-man. (it was you right???) hahahah!
having our little circle of trusts(not thrusts!!) on the beach, talking about anything and everything. i've always felt i trusted you, even though we werent close.
but woonjeck! you have to learn to be more serious!
we're all grown up now, and you cant rely on people having to nudge you anymore. take your own initiative to do well and excel! you definitely have the potential, and you're special.
wherever you go now, during ndu and after, and where ever i go, i hope we'll still be good friends. i've grown much closer to you during the weeks after prelims( all that tiem spent at macs) and i regret not having done so earlier. there's just so much to say, so much to do.
you've always been spontaneous and willign to go out to spend time with friends, and sadly i've never taken advantage of that.
well woonjeck, i have alot to say, but i'll settle for telling you that i love you as i'd love a brother, and that i'll always be a shoulder for you should you feel weary.
soarrrrrrrrrrrrrr wj! take care in whatever you do!
to ghanesh, my blackninjahx, chem tutor, and unfit friend:
hello. as i type this, i realise too that i am quite close to you!
but for the life of me i cannot recall how i came to know you, and how our friendship developed.
i'm guessing its through tinho, during our CS days in ip1.... or maybe the soccer out side classrooms. heh
well, sometimes i think you are still really childish. harbouring fantasies of constucting mechs and stuff, but who knows, i have a feeling that that dream is easily within your reach. you are AMAZINGLY smart, but dont let that get to you, work hard still!
our attempts at working hard never really worked out did they? all those saturdays spent at bishan library, ended up reading story books. i remember when we were reading hardy boys haha!( or was it me raeding hardy boys while you read comics...... wdv)
i've had so much fun with you too ghanesh. playing with water guns filled with soap, and how you ASKED SCOTT TO CHARGE. hahah. fun times! fun times that i'll cherish.
i know you're particularly sad about everything ending, and i feel you.
but cheer up, we'll remain friends after this( we better..) and i'll always need your help. starting with that assbag at serene:)
thank you for being at great, close friend through out these 4 years ghanesh. and i sincerely hope i havent been a bad influence on you.. (:
take care, and i'll see you sometime in the future, on tv receiving your nobel laurette.
i love you!
to sx, alex, tinho, scott, reggie, basil etc etc:
im not writing it now because its 4:48am. but if you are desperate to know how i feel about you. CALL ME! i'm always up for a chat:)
to s07:
i dotn know if any of you do come here, but if you do i just want to say you guys are awesome.
and im really glad i ended up in s07.
my only regret is not being more approachable.
take care all of you!
i WILL remember all of you, and as i often tell my ip friends, i love you guys alot.
whereever the winds of change bring us to in the coming years, i hope we remain in contact. i've lost too many friends before, and i wont lose you guys too
Go on to shine, friends, YOU KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR YOU OUT THERE?
IMMORTALITY TAKE IT ITS YOURSSSSSSSSS!
:)
tim
hehe. its the middle of A's but i cant resist it any longer.
i have to make this post:)
So you see recently i held this competition for my friends.
The point was to take a photo of yourself in the grandstand, and the most original photo would win.
and i tell you i had MANY entrants, but i finally shortlisted the final few.
by some weird coincidence not related to the fact i have perverse friends, the recurring theme in the photos was Seduction.
without further ado, the finalists!
SX goes for a 'cute' look
while ghanesh goes for a..'can you handle the all of me' look???

Pok, of course, sends in THREE entries. but im sorry, it's quality over quantity, pok. nice try
you see the trend??
are you giving birth?!?
Louis just sizzles!
That's all teh finalists, folks, in all their glory.
Please vote!
The winner will have a full NUDE photoshoot done for FREE.
That means more pics for you perverse readers!:)
ANOTHER competition, held at the same time, drew just as many applications.
However, the theme of this competition was alittle for risque, and view discretion is advised. hahah. contestants were asked to send in pictures of..... their butts!
you might notice some entrants were rather... CHEEKY. (hahah!)
reggie shows us what whiteys are made of!
but(t, hahaha) ghanesh cheats, and flirts with a little skin showing! hot!
Woon jeck is not about to be beaten easily!
(note in this photo and grinning scott. i'd liek to digress and explain that his wide smile reveals very much about how much he likes looking at guys butts, and how horny he is, as demonstrated in this picture.
end note)
SX shows his butt off! (we actually thought it was his face at first, heh, sorry!)
as usual, please vote!
it will give our models some meaning to life
OTHER NEWS
HOT new couples have been spotted recently, soem of which are familiar faces who try to avoid me, but all are captured by my all-capturing camera!
take that!
they were struggling to strip each other ;)
guess who was proposing
relationships get stale after a while, when yoru partner gets boring so....
you get a new one!
also, this photo reveals taht tinho actually loves to.. crossdress
hehe
AND FINALLY, as we come to an end my post, in case any of you are wondering what the guy above is talkign about.. its this, LOUIS CAUGHT SELLING HIMSELF!
AND OKAY LAST PHOTO PROMISE.
i just want to show off my new dragon breath technique.
:D
BOY FRIEND OF THAT PRETTY GIRL AT SERENE YOU WATCH OUT!!!!
till next time, bye!
all the best for the remaining papers guys:)