replaced the entry in bytez cuz it sucked. ya. ouchh! my back and my stupid foot! hurts!so pain so pain so painnnn. like crapp. hurts k. SHIT! i. want. to. sleep! but too early. and need to gossip with pok. ;) heh. anyways. today was sweell! in a way. we changed class seating arrangement. then while shfiting the tables, all i did was amove the bloddy table and
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DURH!
theen, me and thang and andre, had to talk REAL loud! we said something like, POK THINKS **** is hot! and dunno why he was so embarassed, i mean, so what if STRANGERS knew? then after eating awhile, the person behind pok suddenly stood up, and to MY UTTER surprise, it was ****! i really didnt know k, ;) FUNKY!! then we were dragged around an hour plus helping the lovers choose their present! so sweet you know? the two of them, HAHA YA RIGHT.. oh yes, i forgot to acknowledge.
my day was only fun because i had
okkk. realise im sounding gay and corny and wadeva else nowww so i'll just take my leave, *bows* byeeee *blowws world peace to the world*
pok! he sat next to me! hes the best friend ever!!! love youuuuu! haha. 10:25 PM
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yoyo.. this is my new cade. it wafks in a feally runny woy. haha!!9:07 PM
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Sorry i didn't blog at all over da holiday!!!! Got 2 many shit 2 do back home. Hahahah. Went out with my old friends most of da time anyway. I miss u 2 tim *blow kiss*. Hhahah. Looks like things r still fun back here. So hows things goin on. Damnit i don't really noe wad happen, u gotta tell me all Tim. Hows thongs going with POKKADAWN? Fine is it? I c him tag a hell lot in her blog. arg, my fantasy baseball team dropped from 2nd to 3rd place. WTF...... Some guys got injured n I ran out of pitchers. Shit. Well, enough crap 2 day. Gotta go.3:24 PM
Sorry i didn't blog at all over da holiday!!!! Got 2 many shit 2 do back home. Hahahah. Went out with my old friends most of da time anyway. I miss u 2 tim *blow kiss*. Hhahah. Looks like things r still fun back here. So hows things goin on. Damnit i don't really noe wad happen, u gotta tell me all Tim. Hows thongs going with POKKADAWN? Fine is it? I c him tag a hell lot in her blog. arg, my fantasy baseball team dropped from 2nd to 3rd place. WTF...... Some guys got injured n I ran out of pitchers. Shit. Well, enough crap 2 day. Gotta go.3:24 PM
Sorry i didn't blog at all over da holiday!!!! Got 2 many shit 2 do back home. Hahahah. Went out with my old friends most of da time anyway. I miss u 2 tim *blow kiss*. Hhahah. Looks like things r still fun back here. So hows things goin on. Damnit i don't really noe wad happen, u gotta tell me all Tim. Hows thongs going with POKKADAWN? Fine is it? I c him tag a hell lot in her blog. arg, my fantasy baseball team dropped from 2nd to 3rd place. WTF...... Some guys got injured n I ran out of pitchers. Shit. Well, enough crap 2 day. Gotta go.3:24 PM
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1:Ask for name and ask to take out EZ link card
2:look at name on list and compare with name on card
3:look at the picture and person
4:laugh ur ass off
5: get slapped by mr ang
tadah.. haha. somehow doesnt quite sound so farnie. oh well. its like that. im boring.. tonight got match. how to go sch tmr. then tmr night got match, how to go saturday thing. so early sommore.. crapp.. oh wells poooooot buhhhhhhhhbyeeeeeeeee10:15 PM
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Gonna be blood,sweat n tears,
Gonna be hard work n fears,
But i aint gonna stop no never stop till i got you,
Gonna be sunshine n rain,
Gonna be pleasure n pain,
But i aint gonna stop no never stop till i got you.9:41 PM
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this is just to remind me k. so dont bother reading
23-25--japan
26-ip crap
shit la. boring hols.. cyaaaaaaa10:52 AM
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Life is more than money, time was never money.
Time was never cash, life is still more than girls.
Life is more than hundred dollar bills and roto-tom fills.
Life is more than fame and rock and roll and thrills,
All the riches of the kings end up in wills
We've got information in the information age
but do we know what life is outside of our convenient Lexus cages?
She said he said live like no tomorrow
Every moment that we borrow brings us closer
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yayaaaaaa hehaheha.. byeee~~~
oh yes. I HATE ADS.. ciaoo10:25 AM
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just to add on.
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the bus at the next stop. When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you". The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and pray's to God. If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are god and you could command her to have sex with you. The hippie decides this is a great idea, so on Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun showed up, while she was in the middle of praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD" I have heard your prayers and I will answer them BUT ... first you must have sex with me. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun. After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts "Ha, Ha Ha I'm the hippie!!" Then the nun jumps up and shouts "Ha Ha Ha I'm the bus driver!!"
not so funny but who cares
Johnny was 8 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered.
Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he started kissing and hugging herI figured 'Sis must be getting sickbecause her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just > the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the docotr because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick -- a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared -- her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats -- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet
HAHAAHA
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed. In fact, it's 25 inches long and he can't get any women to have sex with him.
Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help.
The witch doctor takes a look at the problem and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there. "Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter."
Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest. He finds the pond and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Frog, will you marry me?"
The frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No."
The guy looks down and sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great he thinks -- let's try that again. "Will you marry me?"
The frog rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!"
Zappo! -- the guy's down to 15 inches. Well, that's still a bit excessive, he thinks. Down another 5 would be perfect. So he calls across again, "Frog, will you marry me?"
The irritated frog yells back, "Look..how many times do I have to tell you? No, No, NO!"
poemss
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two,
Destination Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother."
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There are three guys on a plane, George Bush, Bill Clinton, and Saddam Hussein.
Bored, George Bush blurts out, "I want to see an apple fly," so he throws one out the window and it flew.
A while later Bill Clinton says, "I want to see an orange fly," so he throws one out the window and it flew.
A little while longer, Saddam Hussein says, "Well, I want to see a grenade fly," so he throws one out the window and it flew.
The plane lands and the three guys are walking down a market street when they come across an old woman crying and rubbing her head.
"Whats the matter?" they ask her.
"I was sitting here tending to my shop when an apple flew from the sky and hit me on the head."
A bit embarrassed, they continue walking down the street.
A while later they come across a man crying and cursing at the sky. "What's the matter?" they ask him.
"I was sitting here minding my own buisness when an orange came out of the sky and hit me on the head."
A bit concerned, they continue down the road until they come across a little boy laughing very hard.
"What's so funny?" they ask the little boy.
The little boy leans in close and whispers, "I farted, and the house behind me blew up."
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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.
At the gates, Saint Peter tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven."
So Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I want to hang out with Adam, the first man."
So the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford.
When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey aren't you the inventor of woman?"
Adam says, "Yes."
"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1) There is too much front end protusion
2) It chatters at high speeds
3) The rear end wobbles too much
4) and the intake is too close to the exhaust."
"Hmmmmm.." says Adam, "hold on".
So Adam goes to the celestial computer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results.
The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it.
He then says to Ford, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."
Making cakes
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.
The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?"
The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex.
Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."
The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?"
Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"
She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
Haha. Damn sick jokes. this rox!!!!!!5:37 PM
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him.
One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself:
"She'll never go for me carrying on like that," so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up baked beans, and shortly after that they got married.
A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him.
Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he would walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had three extra large helpings of baked beans.
All the way home he putt-putted. He putted down one hill and putt-putted up the next. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.
His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!"
She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek.
At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and she went to answer the phone.
While she was gone he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him.
He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and "rrrriiipppp!" It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse.
To keep form gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another urge coming.
He shifted his weight to his other leg and let go. This was a real blue ribbon winner: the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead.
While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning them each time with his napkin.
When he heard the phone farewells(indicating the end of his loneliness, and freedom) he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it.
Smiling contently, he was the picture of innocence when
his wife walked in.
Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. After assuring he had not, she removed the blindfold and yelled, SURPRISE!!
To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
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